My first real craving

So I was craving BBQ chicken hardcore so Shaun bought me chicken and and BBQ sauce. I swear to you, I really did what I am about to say...

Shaun gets home from work and shows me the BBQ sauce. I grab it in some freaky pregnant rage and open it and start eating it. THEN I grab BBQ chips and dip them in BBQ sauce. Shaun tried to take the BBQ sauce away from me and I like growled at him. Sweet lord!